animalcrossingwii:

jvgsjeff:

Did Gaston shave and turn into a superhero?

EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS F U CKING CRAZY WHEN I SAW HER IN THE PROMO. THANK YOU JEFF.

opulate:

how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

mrscalypsojackson:

I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING 

congradulations you “gimmie the goods”

zackisontumblr:

you know a text post has made it to the big time when it gets stolen by twitter parody accounts

solos1s:

x

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

by 428

boowoods:

Artist