keramei:

got out of class early today ^^

keramei:

got out of class early today ^^

rinnai-rai:

color change!!

rinnai-rai:

color change!!

alexstark-the-hunter:

FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS THE GOVERNMENT CANT THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR VOICING YOUR OPINION IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PEERS CANNOT VIEW IT NEGATIVELY OR REPRIMAND YOU ON BEING A DICK IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS OBLIGED TO PUT UP WITH YOU GIVING THEM A BAD NAME IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO BE OPPRESSIVE IN YOUR WORDS AND ACTIONS THEN CRY WHEN YOU ARE CALLED OUT ON IT NOW SHUT UP FUCK PLEASE AND THANK

thought-not-spoken:

sableable:

animal crossing 4: you get mistaken for the new pope

animal crossing: new belief

commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

toasty-coconut:

plz like/reblog this post if u love zigzagoon

this is for important research

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

 - Kawasaki's Massage
925 plays!

dededeman:

presented without context

officialmyspace:

um mom explain this

officialmyspace:

um mom explain this

iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

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yooooo i'm jasmine and i post/reblog nintendo stuff mostly (but you might see other things from me too) i'm one of the biggest fucking introverts in the world, but feel free to ask me something if you'd like! i'll try my best to respond