this girl in history thought Hiroshima was a pokemon
my favourite thing about summer is that i dont feel like i want to jump off a bridge every sunday
when ur battling ice type pokemon
me at a job interview: as you can see sir, my qualifications are highly extensive, I had earned myself a PHD
employer: it says here all you did was worked at pizza hut
me: yes sir that is correct, I had earned my living from Pizza Hut Delivery
You attempt to go into your room but a trio of muscular men block your way in.
You’ve been Baracaded.
this could be us but you playin